thiccccccc blunts only.

my surprise soup themed wedding

slightmood:

me: *rolls a single can of soup down the aisle before I start walking*

guests: ?????????????????????????????

me: :)

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6 years ago

g-thnx-justboughtit:

mobpsycho:

anime-penis:

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

perfect!!!!!

I love him

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Posted
6 years ago

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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Posted
6 years ago

beyoncescock:

me doing homework:

  • pees
  • checks fridge
  • drinks water
  • *looks at clock*
  • “i still have plenty of time”
  • scrolls tumblr
  • opens youtube for relaxing music-
  • then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
  • opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
  • “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
  • *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
  • *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
  • but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
  • *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
  • *does something irrelevant*
  • “im so tired!!!“
  • *sleeps*
  • *wakes to pee*
  • *looks at clock*
  • *cries*

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Posted
6 years ago

margauxawill:

gravywheels:

foxnewsfuckfest:

government-mandated-robo-gf:

fluoride-bomb:

sheepdippedmax:

impactings:

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

How is this website free

It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post

I pay dearly for every post.

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Posted
6 years ago

Oh

cool-wizards:

mysafesthavven:

cool-wizards:

cool-wizards:

cool-wizards:

Hell yeah Im gonna play World Of Warcraft

In World Of Warcraft You Can Be Whatever u Want to Be i chose my name as bryan because ive always wanted my name to be bryan

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Ok Literally This Is A Load Of Bullshit Fuck This Game I Dont Want To Play

I find this so funny cause I play WoW and my name is Bryan XD

Bryan Whats Your Password

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6 years ago
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